uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 10, 2005

wetter than an otters pocket

your girl when she sees Nick Cannon

HIM: Damn baby girl your wetter than an otters pocket rn.
HER: I know Nick can shoot his cannon balls into my mouth.
HER: I WANNA ALSO BE BABY MAMA #20

by Stickitinmybootyhole August 28, 2021

Cat circle honey pocket

A mysterious career with an unknown purpose.
Commonly found in Milwaukee.

Jim: what do you do for a living?
Sam: I'm a Cat circle honey pocketer

by ROXIE & SIMONE February 10, 2009

puerto rican hot pocket

Taking a shart in a latina vaginia

Ruieza just let me make a puerto rican hot pocket last night! Dude, nice!

by Mr_Fister89 February 10, 2015

captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

by kefka March 5, 2004

Wetter than an otters pocket

can't wait to say this XD

Idris: You seem wetter than an otters pocket tonight
Willow:oh my😳
Idris: *cool wink*
Willow: MARRY ME NOW SENPAI

by • 🍫 m e l l o 🏳️‍🌈🖕• March 6, 2021

San Francisco Hot Pocket

When a gay man decides to take a shit, freezes it so it can be handled, and proceeds to use it as a dildo with his partner.

That San Francisco hot pocket was amazing last night! Until it started to melt...

by Jax478 October 1, 2009