Chinese Horse Ass Games

a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.

you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.

by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023

horse trot

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke

I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot

by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023

give water to the horses

Going to pee

Person 1: where you going
Person 2: to give water to the horses

by skidiby August 19, 2024

hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018

Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!

"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"

by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016

Trojan Horse Formation

In Call of Duty a Trojan Horse Formation is formed when a teammate with a riot shield covers another player creating a shield of protection from the enemy.

Doctor Disrespect- “This map has no cover. Someone set up a Trojan Horse Formation!”

Riot Shielder-“10-4! Roger Doctor!”

by DaPiklizPirate June 29, 2023

Get the horses out

Another way for the younger generation to say “playing with yourself” or “jerking off”

Ill come over in a minute, just let me get the horses out

by Grohium March 25, 2024