by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024
Get the Muffin dickmug. An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.
I would tap that dust muffin!
I would tap that dust muffin!
by Nikkilicous January 11, 2024
Get the Dust Muffinmug. I love a good cunt muffin
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
Last night I ate my girlfriends cunt muffin
Her cunt muffin was so big I couldn't finish it
by That1crazybutniceguy May 25, 2017
Get the Cunt muffinmug. A person who is very odd, out of place, weird. This term is usually used by those who are ferda, or in a frat. Pronounced (Maw-fin). Created by Dunks + Clark on MyLittleMuffinReviews on TikTok
by Duncan Higgins July 7, 2025
Get the Muffinmug. Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
by Leyulf September 30, 2013
Get the Snazzy Douche Muffinmug. 
When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".
1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011
Get the Scuba Muffinmug.