hit me in

to cum in a condom 60 times in a row let it dry and then stick it up your boyfriend or girlfriends ass

you gonna hit me in tonight

by fgjkxhjnjfdgfhfjgfjgjdfgjg May 12, 2016

Fuck me boots

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.

'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'

by Vinylist January 19, 2014

Fat Me

A word that can be used in any phrase to make it pwnage.

"Fat me, Less Than Jake Rule"

"Fat me, i've just lost my arm"

by Geo Ska September 6, 2005

Sax me

the saxaphone technique when used to perform fellatio, the lips are wrapped round the teeth which not only acts as a guard but also is used as an added stimulant on the head of the penis

alternatively when during made in chelsea role play one may alternatively use the word 'Embouchure'

A : Sax me!

B: 'Slurp 'Slurp Slurp'

by sluttyslimmoo July 6, 2012

bottle in front a me

I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.

I wish I had a bottle in front a me.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

deflate me daddy

A phrase often used to sound like you are asking someone to do something kinky to you.More common than not,it is said to celebrities.Althought it sounds like a want to fufil a strange sexual urge it is not.If you wish to creep some out this the sentence to use.

@crankthatfrank deflate me daddy.

by Letmeexplaintoyouathing October 17, 2015

Try Me Bitch

When someone just smacked crossed the line, and is pushing your button to the last straw. You are basically telling the person that if they go one step further you are going to fuck them up and not give a sh*t because they had it coming.

Tiffany: “It’s not MY problem, I made you upset by posting fake shit about you on Facebook.”
Monique: “We are not going to make this about you. Delete those post or I’m calling the cops and you're getting fucked.”
Tiffany: “No, like I give a fuck.” *gets on iPhone to talk more sh*t behind your back*
Monique: “Oh yeah!? Try me BITCH!”

by Star Joker June 7, 2014