22nd March

People born on this day are small and gay. They have small tits and no personality. They call people daddy all the time.

People born on 22nd March are gay

by KPxce March 21, 2021

March 28

National we all skip this day; We all skip this day!!! And we don’t celebrate or do anything!!!!

Man 1: “it’s March 28!!!”
Man 2: “what about it?”
Man 1: “it’s National we all skip day!!!”
Man 2: omg that’s amazing

by Regginbut February 16, 2022

March 7th

Ask your crush out day don't be shy this is your chance.

Girl 1: Come on ask him out.
Girl 2: Ok I guess it is March 7th
Girl 2 :will you date me
Guy 1: YES YES YES

by NATIONALDAY88 March 6, 2022

March 30th

Smack your girlfriend ass

Smack your girlfriend ass when you see her on the march 30th

by hagag March 29, 2022

March 13

March 13 is the day you get to grab/squeeze your GIRLFRIEND'S ass as much as you want! Make sure she feels it boys!
Also, if she gasps or flinches, she owes you a yes day!!! (Don't make her uncomfortable though!)

Boyfriend: squeezes/grabs her ass
Girlfriend: "what was that for!?"
Boyfriend: "it's march 13"
Girlfriend: "ughhh fine..."

by You are gayer than gay-toe. March 12, 2025

March 1st

Hug a friend day

You: it's March 1st hug a friend day

Friend:ok

You and friend: *hug*

by Day_counter February 18, 2022

11 March

National give ur bf head in the car day

bf: give me head right now

gf: no why, we’re in a car
bf: it’s 11 march 🤷 ♂️
gf: shit okay

by Tomisatwat March 5, 2024