mouth plow

when you get hit in the face so hard that it knocks you back a couple feet.

guy: so i heard you got into a fight last night
friend: yeah, i gave this guy the worst mouth plow ever! it was hilarious.

by zxcmega July 16, 2011

Gutter Mouth

Someone with really messed up teeth

I was watching anchorman and realized that Will Ferrell has a gutter mouth.

by brandstan02 December 25, 2021

flap mouthed

When you eat so much pussy you start to taste like salmon

Girlfriend: You’ve been kind of flap mouthed but we haven’t had sex?
You: Uhhhh

by SwollenCuntFlaps December 04, 2017

Fist to mouth resusitation

A few light slams to the gob of an aching for it recipient , to bring them back to reality .

To hit a person in the mouth with a closed fist as a punishment. Fist to mouth resusitation.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss March 21, 2021

Molly mouth

When you use MDMA and have mouth ulcers after

Dude I rolled so hard last weekend, I still have Molly mouth

by kayble May 06, 2023

Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.

"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."

by Etymondeo August 09, 2024

what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

you are being a dickrider or you are on somebody's dick

James: your shirt is mad ugly, you need to throw that shit away
Jerry: what you're doing with your mouth is illegal

by Canarsie57 December 17, 2021