glob monster

Fugly chicks who use too much mascara.

Did you see Theresa, the glob monster! Her freakish eyes look like retarded spiders.

by Botta Bing July 28, 2019

seat monster

a seat monster is when someone’s ass takes up the whole chair

omg kim kardashian is a seat monster.

by iluvethangarcia March 28, 2023

monster

find fault with or rebuke very badly.

The critics proceeded to monster the director's latest film, highlighting every flaw and expressing their disdain for the storyline.

by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025

pinch monster

a cute nickname to call your dentist! they will TOTALLY appreciate it its a perfect name

dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"

alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!

by pinch monster apologist February 1, 2024

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lilpine September 17, 2021

jib monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.

The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.

by 🆙Town June 26, 2018

Monster Math

Similar to "Monster Mash", Monster Math is the equivalent of doing a lot of math.

Dang bro, Eric just did the Monster Math by solving (8 + 26i + (15 * -1) = 8 + 26i - 15).

by ThumbThumbLover December 21, 2020