your mom

the woman who every single person on xbox live banged

i just banged your mom

your mom is a hoe, i banged her

by jbur23 March 8, 2015

sour mom

when your feeling extra salty, being a jerk.

damn shes a sour mom. Cheer Up Woman!!! " No coffee this morning equals sour mom now"

by jeffdog squirelllover April 23, 2015

jerics mom

A woman who works at jack in the box that doubletimes as a super secret agent for the CIA.

Jerics mom put way too much mayo on my burger

by Yung breezy August 30, 2015

your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

Dab moms

Moms that go to yoga, Starbucks, wear lulu lemon everymorning. They feed their kids only organic non gmo fair trade stuff they found on Pinterest. They usually wear clothes that are white. Dab moms live on white pants 24/7. They feed themselves these weird vegan diets at whole foods

Person Check her out
Person 2 she seems like a dab moms

by dgddhfdsmcfkhn March 31, 2016

Yur Mom

The subject of all jokes. People always randomly shout it.

"Care for a spot of tea, madam?" asked the gentleman politely.
"YUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" answered the YUR MOM.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019

Ur mom

Apparently, 5 year old's think it's considered a roast

5 year old: (Ur mom) Other 5 year old's : (Ohohohohoho good roast)

by A random guy who is bored af May 22, 2019