Green Handicap

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.

My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.

by How Now Shamwow June 17, 2009

green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.

guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.

by himynamesbill June 26, 2009

Green Listed

(adj.) The Government's list of everyone who owns a Medical Marijuana Card. Comparable with "Black Listing," it is feared people on this list will be persecuted in the future.

Dude 1-"Hey brah, did you get that medical marijuana card?"

Dude 2-"Nahhh player, i can't get green listed. i wanna get health insurance one day, and they don't insure stonerssss."

by jbob17 October 20, 2009

green monster

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman

"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."

by H-Trashy May 13, 2010

Green Dry Grass

A Street Term I Made Up For Marijuana

Dude Go Get Us Some Green Dry Grass I Wanna Get High

by this girl on tonya 98 March 25, 2010

green chili dog

Eco-friendly environmentally conscience dog products and services; green pet practices; green dog products and nutritional suppliments; dogs owned by green chili eco-friendly people.

That is a green chili dog bed, it is made out of recycled materials. Look at that green chili dog, his owner is totally picking up after him; that is a green chili dog, he has a green chili for an owner.

by planet green man June 13, 2010

green iguana

green iguana is a great restaurant found all over the bay areaof florida with lots of locations it is a bar and grill of which i can speak on behalf of the st. petersburg location that the food is great and prepared everyday always fresh food, and by far the cleanest kitchen i have ever worked in no bug or rodent problems, great prices including burger mondays with $5 half pound burgers cooked over a grill with hickory wood chips and comes with a side of o-rings or fries. and as far as the bar great deals all the time wednesday is the best night to come out to party with dj goofy white kid lots of people great atmosphere check it out or sat nights is ladies night no cover charge for women

i ate at this bar and grill in florida called green iguana, and omg the food was amazing.

by i'm a kitchen staff member June 19, 2010