Ghosting

To arrange to meet up with someone you supposedly fancy, then suddenly get cold feet and fuck off into the sunset, never to been seen or heard from again.

Something a decent human being should never do.

Mr No Balls: I'm so nervous I've got the shits, I don't think I can go to the restaurant to see her tonight.

Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.

Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.

Sibling: NOW!!!

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Ghosted

When your Windows 10 mixed reality software is installed in your skull without visible hardware, and illusions of people start appearing all around you like translucent ghosts. Usually, they make you see a psychiatrist after, and send you to a mental hospital.

1: Did you just see that.
2: See what?
1: I just saw that Twitch streamer I'm following take a shit on my bathroom floor. I'm getting ghosted hard.
2: See a professional.

by ARHZer0 December 7, 2019

Ghost

Spooky boi

The ghost loves to do random crap

by Fluff it November 13, 2018

ghost piping

When your body’s parishing and your spirit is free and you find another spirit and have sexual intercourse with them

Tommy : I was ghost piping a girl when I was dying

Jim: fuck was it good

by Fuck nugget123 May 22, 2018

ghost fliming

when kids at skateparks flim with no camera or with milk duds boxes.

kid 1: dude go do a line and ill flim you.
kid 2: you don't have a camera.
kid 1: yeah i do (presents milk duds box)ghost fliming

by okmijnu December 9, 2008

The Ghost of Juan

The source of the anonymous network messages that get sent out over computer servers as office or school pranks.

"Oh man, I think the ghost of juan is trying to tell me something..."

by Springfield Dropout October 27, 2009

ghost walking

When your body is still sleeping in bed and you are up walking around in a daze knowing that your body, mind, and soul is still asleep in bed.

I am at the dog park but I don’t remembering driving here. I must be ghost walking - DR

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024