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Entertaining French

Pretending what someone else says make sens in order to be nice to them.
„You keep entertaining French with me but I do think I have a mental illness
by FaBeanHa June 7, 2024
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French

A slur.

Also known as the worst language on planet Earth.
A word to call someone from France.
Ew, that person is French.
by Hozedron May 9, 2024
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French Puzzle

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.
Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.
by Mbones December 8, 2018
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French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.
Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.
by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018
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The French

A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.

Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:

"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"
The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".
by kk_a February 3, 2025
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French Yogurt

When you french kiss a woman's vagina when she has a yeast infection
So I went over to Tina's house and French Yogurt her clitoris
by ShadowMoses117 January 3, 2018
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French Thank You

Having intercourse with someone within 48 hours of meeting them.
She gave him the French thank you this weekend
by Paul Phinebaum February 26, 2023
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