Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.
by the dangerous man March 20, 2016
Get the ethannedmug. 
Part 1
Ethan Myers is the kind of person you don’t just meet, you find. Or maybe the universe sends him to you when you’ve finally learned what real love is supposed to feel like. He’s the definition of selfless. The man who would give the shirt off his back without thinking twice, who helps people not for attention, but because it’s who he is. He’s had a rough life, but you’d never know it by the way he loves. His heart is pure gold, his intentions always good, and his loyalty runs deep. He’s living proof that good men still exist.
He’s tall, handsome, and those blue eyes? They could melt glaciers. Combine that with a perfect face and a smile that could power a city, and you start to understand why hearts stop when he walks into a room. But the real magic is beneath all that in his heart, his drive, and the way he treats the people he loves.
Ethan Myers is the kind of person you don’t just meet, you find. Or maybe the universe sends him to you when you’ve finally learned what real love is supposed to feel like. He’s the definition of selfless. The man who would give the shirt off his back without thinking twice, who helps people not for attention, but because it’s who he is. He’s had a rough life, but you’d never know it by the way he loves. His heart is pure gold, his intentions always good, and his loyalty runs deep. He’s living proof that good men still exist.
He’s tall, handsome, and those blue eyes? They could melt glaciers. Combine that with a perfect face and a smile that could power a city, and you start to understand why hearts stop when he walks into a room. But the real magic is beneath all that in his heart, his drive, and the way he treats the people he loves.
by JaydaBlakeney October 21, 2025
Get the Ethan Myersmug. by weantirape December 8, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.
by Ethanlover69 April 7, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Omg he is such an ethan
by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. One of the worst people you will ever meet. Has a huge ego and thinks he's so great when really he sucks. Is weak and lazy. Complete nerd, and spends more time yelling at the TV because he's trash at video games instead of doing actual work due to his laziness. Avoid at all costs. However, if you run into one you must feed his ego and tell him how great he is, then he will like you. If you like tall people, this type is for you. If you like good people, he isn't your type. He's ugly and stupid, and like I said avoid at all costs. Sometimes can be kinda cool though, but rarely. Also has wrong opinions, so be aware
by Speaking-Truth November 2, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.