lakewood college is da best pixel establishment on da block! discord.gg/lakewood mhmhmhmhm it is ran by lord haley. and u should all come along mhmhmhmhmh. written by jassy x
by jassy x May 07, 2023
The school on the hill, overlooking the sea that moulds boys into men of might. It is the most prestigious secondary institution in Jamaica and is home to a number of world greats. It is often compared to a number of other mediocre institutions, but is in a class of its own at the top.
by Theguruhimself001 December 25, 2021
Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
by daltonjfk September 27, 2019
The place where friendships, relationships and enemies are made or broken. Everyone who went through the stress of going here never had the intention of "entering to learn" or "departing to serve", but instead came here because of the faces that would greet them at the canteen ready to scab money from everything that had a heartbeat. the people who you would leave to New World with at lunch and chill at Grasslees with. In my time at TC, I have made many accomplishments and achievements that everyone should try to achieve as well, such as climbing the rugby posts, climbing the tower at the canteen, being egged by the yr13 leavers, doing massive drifts with a bicycle on the field, kicking an uncountable amount of balls on the gym roof, getting a detention with the deans, getting involved with more activities (yes it is worth it), being hammered in the face with a dodge ball, do not do survivor though, it is a waste of money and you are going to lose, spending every afternoon at grasslees and swimming in the river. Anyone who is lucky enough to go to this school is guaranteed to leave with good memories and relationships that will last forever.
by MrLucasIsALegend November 24, 2019
Rca is a religious rabbinical yeshiva where the boys there talk to trees and dont get any pussy they try hard to stand out but the only thing standing out is their boners, its a good school after all to become a lawyer or jewish doctor and make your jewish grandmother rebbeca proud. The learning is very top tier and suitable for any jewish boy after their bar mitzvah with drake. the boys give off good radiance in the streets and inspire others with not such radical ideals. Did i forget that rca is highly recognized. They learn talmud an ancient series of jewish texts in which they apply to all academic studies- talmudic law, talmudic health, talmudic plumbing, talmudic shelving. The boys in rca tend to be good looking and many other jewish schools are jelous of that fact.
Shoshana did you hear "davids son is studying talmudic fishing in rabbinical college of america"
"Wow hes one sexy jonah he must have learnt in rabbinical college of america"
He botched aunt bettys surgery he must have studied talmudic health in rabbinical college of america
"Amazing the shit stopped leaking from the kitchen stove that plumber must have studied talmudic plumbing in rabbinical college of america"
"Wow hes one sexy jonah he must have learnt in rabbinical college of america"
He botched aunt bettys surgery he must have studied talmudic health in rabbinical college of america
"Amazing the shit stopped leaking from the kitchen stove that plumber must have studied talmudic plumbing in rabbinical college of america"
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