Cum Puppets

To cum onto a torch or any other light source in the dark, and point it to the wall showing the shadows of your cum splats.

"We played cum puppets at 11pm"

by orangepie287 September 1, 2009

cum humphrey

The gargling of jizz immediately following a blowjob over the blowee's dick in a bubbly, spitty manner accompanied by a forceful neigh. (Picture a blower with a mouthful of dick and freshly erupted jizz imitating precisely the sound of an excited horse.)

Dude, my girl cum humphreyed me so loud last night that the neighbors phoned local authorities. I had jizz spattered all over my Tommy Hilfigers.

by P. Sniffer May 8, 2008

cum wrapper

Synonym for the word condom

I broke my cum wrapper while I was still inside, I hope her period comes.

by Mr. Longshot June 10, 2010

cum hound

one that howls like a hound after recieving facial ejactulation

I woke up in the middle of the night when my cum hound-room mate wailed like a coyote.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

Cum twat

When your surrounded by kumquats and your girl is being a whore. Get that dude's kumquats out of your mouth. I don't care if it tastes citrus!

Man your girl is all over that dude in the citrus grove. Damn what a cum twat! Get that fruit out of your face!

by LittleDHammer December 10, 2016

pre-cum

Some juice that makes your dick pipe smooth

W: we should use a condom.
M: no, we don't have to until the end.
W: doesn't pre-cum have sperm?
M: no it's some juice that makes your dick pipe smooth.
W: bye.

by "Sean" October 25, 2019

cum chum

When a dude ejaculates and it comes out chunky.

Dude I just made myself cum chum last night

by William+G July 22, 2012