A sexy strong alpha male that pulls all the chicks and dudes he is a absolute unit of a man. And all the people love him he has a monster 16 cock and everyone wants to touch it
by Mateoisdad October 6, 2020
Get the Christianmug. He/She/They are someone who is very charismatic, but mostly to cover up the fact that they’re not the most caring person. They hide their emotions deep down inside, and only show you what they want you to see. Needs an abundance of validation and affection before they give you any. The kind of friend that makes you feel good when they’re feeling bad because they don’t want to address their own problems.
by Morgan-michellej November 23, 2021
Get the Christianmug. A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :). He also says he’s fat but is not.
Christian is a bomb
by That_one_child July 23, 2018
Get the Christianmug. A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
Get the Cooter Christianmug. An atheist that believes in an afterlife and references Jesus, but believes in science for the creation of life and existence, or not thinking God is real. These people reference many bible related subjects, but does not think that God is the creator of life, only saying so for a joke or other non-serious reason.
Joe is such a Christian atheist. He references god so much but still refuses he believes he is real.
by SlipperyButterBoi June 28, 2023
Get the Christian Atheistmug. Christian
by CJRA October 21, 2021
Get the Christianmug. Christian is a wonderful and amazing friend😊 He ALWAYS makes you laugh and he is really funny😂 Loves his video games and is like the best at them📱( But May not admit it but it’s true🤫) He gets the best gifts for every occasion even though he doesn’t have to😏 AND DONT FORGET he loves his spray candy.....
by NessieG February 21, 2019
Get the Christian❤️mug.