blue cheeto

When you bang a blue waffle

When Jimmy bangs a random blue waffle and faces the consequences, because he is desperate, and ends up with a blue cheeto:

by Eyeofdali August 2, 2020

blue-vanned

To be left behind on a trip on the way there or on the way back.

It was bad enough that Boomer blue-vanned me in Batesburg but when Larry blue-vanned me in Silverstreet, that was uncalled for!

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Blue Charlie

The sexual act that involves one man and two women. It usually starts with both women laying on top of eachother, face to face. The man then proceeds to asphyxiate both woman while they pleasure eachother using common household items, including but not limited to: carrots, ballpoint pens, plungers, water bottles, rolled up news papers and (for the true pioneers) soda cans. This continues untill one of the women black out. when one of the woman eventually blacks out, the man then proceeds to heave his erected penis into the unconcious womans mouth untill she turnes blue thus resulting in the name. in the unlikely situation that both women black out at the same time, giving the man no time to releace them, resulting in two unconcious woman and only one penis the, man might improvise and use his testicles as well. this sexual act has an 80% mortality rate according to porn star Ben Dover. It is also illeagle in 45 of the 50 states

"Dude! I Blue Charlied my gilfriend and her sister last night, they both died,"

or

"Shees not going to let me Blue Charlie her untill the second date,"

by thecoolkid234 October 13, 2012

iTunes Blues

Running out of Music to put on your iPod.

Steve: You really need to get some more music

Larry: I can't, I have iTunes Blues.

by odaku20 June 20, 2011

Blue Crayoned

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.

Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.

by gmfg November 9, 2011

Blue Called

When a male sees a female whom he wants to sleep with's name appear on his caller ID and gets excited - only for the call to be accidental.

I was so excited to see a call from Michele, but turns out she was trying to call her brother. Seems like I got blue called.

by SidPonson September 1, 2011

Blue Raspberry

After edging a man for hours, effectively giving him “blue balls”, you bring him to the brink of orgasm. Right as he’s about to cum you give him a raspberry on his testicles. The vibration on his swollen, aching balls will cause him to cum harder.

Hey bro, Jessica just gave me the best blue raspberry. It’s been two days and my balls still hurt!

by Big blue balls April 25, 2023