Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

Best trick

That one line evreyonr asks you to see if you wanna play skate

Poser: hey dude whats your best trick
Skater : i dont know like an inward heel or something

Poser: never mind you will beat me

by Skate14 September 18, 2015

The best

The best- Zayvion nigel Johnson

Zaytoven is the best

by Lipking June 26, 2022

girl best friend

A girl that you can tell anything to and she will just listen…. A girl that will comfort you when you’re sad… a girl that will cuddle you like a big brother or hold you like a little brother. A girl who is always there for you when you’re lonely, need her or don’t. she is something that you don’t wanna lose. she’s trustworthy and honest. no matter what you did she texts you goodnight or good morning. she loves and cherishes you when you don’t know it, she’s always what you want in a person to be with you forever. she’s almost like your sister and you treat her like a princess and she treats you with upmost respect.

A girl best friend … someone you need in your life

by emilyybooxxo January 7, 2023

Best Friend

a person who makes you uncontrollably happy and somebody you love to the end of time

My best friend is Mya.

by sports1234 July 24, 2019

Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.

Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018