Brain Yawrt

In the middle of describing something you yawn and forget what you were talking about.

" so basically he was only 1 dollar away from *yawns* . . Wait. . I forgot what I was gonna say"
" Did you just have a Brain Yawrt?"

by Astromonotical May 18, 2019

limp brain

when somebody doesn’t have a big brain they have a limp brain.

did you see jackson he’s such a limp brain.

by realbrian September 12, 2019

Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof

Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

boulder brain

A boulder brain is a Norfolk inbread male, who is over weight has poor hygiene, rarely washes towels sheets.... stresses over everything but not as much as his trouser button. Pants always down crack showing. Loverble, simple, germ ridden.

Lewis,you boulder brain, go have a wash!

by Neilwill September 26, 2019

Mainstream brain

A person who just gets their opinions from mainstream news sources and YouTube channels with 10k + subs. Unable to form their own opinion. Just listens. Doesnt make inference. Has a Twitter.

Mainstream Brain: I hate Metroid the Other M
Genius: Why
Mainstream Brain: Because Angry Joe said so.

by Chevyman95 September 27, 2019

brain fart

when you forget every thing you learn to do a test

flip i had a brain fart

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019

Big Brain

Code word for Big Dick

Anthony: I have a big brain!!
Juan: no. You have a small brain.

by The_crazy_jazzy September 29, 2019