April 21

National send your bf a booty pic day

Girl: Open this when you are alone🤭 April 21

by Bbdudhbaisjd April 21, 2024

April 8

April 8th is national Grey sucks Blu off day! What a blessing. Right? People by the names of Grey Johnson should be grabbed by a Blu and as they makeout, Grey bends down and sucks him off.

Hey, Blu! Happy birthday! yknow what else is celebrated on April 8?

Oh no...

by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022

April 2nd

National brothers day hug you bro

Can’t wait for April 2nd

by ImThYesMan April 1, 2023

No nicotine April

Rules:
1. You can’t smoke or vape or juul... (the most basic rule)
2. You can’t be with your friends at the same time when they smoke
3. You can’t BUY nicotine even if you want to buy it for later
4. FOLLOW ALL THE RULES!!

A: “I want to smoke, are you coming with me?”

B: “No, it’s no nicotine April”

by Pfff whattt November 6, 2019

14th of April

A day on which the best plonkers in the world are born. They are usually very loving, and look cute in very oversized hats.

Hey man, did you hear this girl was born on the 14th of April?
Yeah man, shes such a plonker but shes the star of my world...

by PickledThrill April 3, 2022

15th April

A day where you smack your friends ballocks so hard the turn into tomatoes.

"Hey its 15th April!" "Time to smack his big juicy succulent bawlls"

by Plesse March 14, 2022

April 5th

A day where you do a Alabama Hotpocket, in your cousin ,-,

DDudee it's April 5th, the day where you can shit in a vagina

Yeahh it is!!!

by GaY_shit October 18, 2019