April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

april crump

An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.

she is an april crump

by ei9or0fgoi9jm May 28, 2018

april 3

national send soapy titty pics day

"bro, why did you send me a picture of your nipples in the shower?"
"dude don't you remember? its april 3!"

by jose puerco April 3, 2023

April 19th

The anti-give money, relief; they owe you money, now

T: “ I don’t make the rules” *show pic that says* “national give someone $10 if they are shorter than you day!”

M: no it’s not. Shows real definition of April 19th

by Low-key dead inside April 19, 2024

April fools day

A day where you can fool your daughter, April.

Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day

by ('v') April 1, 2021

April 8

Today on April 8 your boyfriend is supposed to give you his sweater/hoodie

Gf - “It’s April 8th, give me your sweater.”
Bf - “Okay, Here is my sweater”

by anonymous April 7, 2024

April 13th

HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.

by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021