by rogergentry306-232 September 1, 2021
Get the Brazen Urban Ninja Squirrelmug. Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 21, 2021
Get the Coffee Ninjamug. by CrapsimusMaximus May 21, 2017
Get the ninja footprintmug. 1. A wicked guy with a mask and is secretly professional with some shurikens.
2. Some overrated Fortnite player who ended up being professional at video games...
2. Some overrated Fortnite player who ended up being professional at video games...
by Aedyn September 30, 2018
Get the Ninjamug. a traditional japanese warrior who likes to stay undercover for the most part, who lived during the age of the samurai. but know all it is is a 20 or so year old man play fortnite all day, living off sponsorships and EBoy wannabe's donations
by anonymous December 7, 2020
Get the ninjamug. Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.
The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Get the Ninjamug. by djsmakywas March 9, 2012
Get the Clog Ninjamug.