by bathroomwriter April 20, 2021

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 26, 2021

by bridgettttt May 4, 2021

a total idiot, doesnt shower. Hangs with a monkey all damn day. Needs to brush his teeth and wash his damn face. Just makes you want to say uhhhh boi he is so nasty.
by warren scott June 11, 2018

by twitchcool69 June 18, 2020

A highly successful and prolific (if not mediocre) rapper with above average good looks and lip-licking skills (which solidify his largely female fan base) and baseline acting talent (that keeps him firmly in the media's lens at any given time). LL Cool J is an abbreviation of Ladies Love Cool James, the artist's real name being James Todd Smith. Recent whisphers about the 20 year veteran include plastic surgery (facelift and some body work), his marriage's many indiscretions (both involved parties), the declining quality of his lyrics (notably highlighted in a feud with the talented Cannibus) and recurring monetary feuds with his label, Def Jam.
by redgyul September 21, 2004

A man who did not vote for segregation and did not use the word Ni***r twice in a row like Joe the 46th had no ties to doing bissnesis in Russia with their son. Oh and respects the police and the military with not calling them nothing.
by Super_Trooper08 January 20, 2021
