A tree hawk is when a grown man sits in top of a Birchwood tree with binoculars and stalks younger females.
Be careful if you venture out into the woods girls, yesterday we spotted a tree hawk a top a Birchwood tree.
by Peso_Gemini June 8, 2022

Person 1: "Do you like frogs?"
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."
Person 2: "Yes"
Person 1: "What is your favorite kind of frog?"
Person 2: "The black tree frog"
Person 1: "*looks it up* what the-"
Person 2: "shhhhh..."
by ArsonisticRaccoonOnSteroids November 2, 2023

by Treebagger June 13, 2016

The Unwise And Mystical Tree is here...
by UnwiseAndMysticalTree February 28, 2024

by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020

a phrase used in the vietnam war because the vietnamese loved to hide in trees and snipe soldiers on the ground among other guerrilla tactics
by dandafan May 25, 2021

Tree Surfing is a new extreme sport. where you get a car that has a flat surface on top of the car,hood or trunk is not recommended because all extreme sports are dangerous like skate boarding and snow boarding...etc. so you basically have a really good driver who can not swerve or jerk the wheels while he/she drive and you on top of the car standing up. the legends can go at higher speeds.. amateurs start off with lower speeds. like normal surfing, you have to do it with your bare feet...but if you not doing it for a sports game and competing or showing off how good you are. i see no harm with any type of shoes. but its not tree surfing then. and socks are too slippery. epic fail . i really enjoy it, its really fun, so i know a lot of people dont know it so im sharing it with everyone. check the official rules for more detes which is details. you should add that too urban dictionary under a different definition. tree surfing is also done in traffic, you cant block off traffic , so be careful. this sport was created by ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Son. like other words on urban dictionary, some people have different meaning for words
i just got back from tree surfing and so many girls love me now for it. i just lost my virginity, finally.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 19, 2022
