Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

pure toes

Toes that if they were a person they would be so innocent.

*sees soft toes with no wrinkles* "WOW YOU'RE TOES ARE SO PURE! MUCH PURE TOES"

by tYlErJoSePh0707 November 07, 2017

misle toe

when someone rears back as far as they can and shove their toe up an ass hole until that person is lifted off the ground and their ass hole is pouring blood and other fluids

Bitch shut the fuck up before i give you the misle toe!!!!

by littleSton3rDICK(kkk4life) September 24, 2009

doing the toes

to 'do the toes' means to run off in the opposite direction from whatever you are facing. In short it means to run away

I tried to give floyd his medicine but he did the toes.
I will be doing the toes at the first sign of trouble tonight...

by ScottishEgit June 03, 2018

toes crossed

when the sex is so good, it makes your toes cross

man, that girl made me cum so hard she made my toes crossed!

by GaryTHATGary September 24, 2020

flabby toes

When your leg falls asleep and you wiggle around you have flabby toes.

AHH omg I have flabby toes it’s my girlfriend's latest kink

by Flabby toes March 18, 2021

Hamster Toe

Similar to a camel toe, but is had by a dwarf with a fluffy flower happening.

The other night I was at the strip club when a small person climbed up on stage and I noticed that she was rocking a too-tight g-string and was suffering from severe hamster toe. Needless to say, I made it rain on that classy broad.

by Officecrew12 August 07, 2012