Max Perez Marinero

Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 20, 2024

Max Hay

Brokie

You are such a Max Hay

by TheirlBatman September 16, 2022

Max Park

A person so fast at cubing that he is not even allowed to go to Mars.

Did you hear? Max park got a ******* 3.13!!!!!
OMG OMG! HOOOOOOWWW!

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 12, 2023

clench maxing

clenching your cheeks for long amounts of time for the health benefits.

person 1 “why did you go goblin mode today?”

person 2 “because i was clench maxing all day”

by big brollic ballock basher February 26, 2024

John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 05, 2024

Max Browne

Max Browne is a typical British white posh name. Browne is a really posh surname and he probably grew up in a big house in West London.

Look it’s Max Browne he is driving another car!

by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021

Max Buck

Max Buck is a amazing guy with a big heat for his girlfriend Liana! He will crave attention but in the cutest way His smile bring happiness to everyone around him! He is definitely a mommas boy and breaks the legend of jacked up trucks! He loves his family and his girlfriends!

Mary: Man I wish Max Buck was mine!

Ashley: No way! Max and Liana are couple goals #highschoolsweetheats

by Max Bucks girlfriend December 24, 2020