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Ethan

A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.
“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”
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Ethan

Anna said Ethan Hammett was fat gay in middle school so he threatened to punch out her teeth
by weantirape December 8, 2019
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Ethan&Jayden

they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS
“are ethan&jayden still together?”
yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”
by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024
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Ethan

Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol
Oh is that another fart ethan
by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022
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Ethan Tucker

A very cool/ funny guy that is easy to talk to. He thinks he’s hilarious, and because he thinks this, he is. Ethan has great hair and the cutest freckles. He’s such a fun person, as well as a great friend. He is there for you in a way most people can’t be. His smile is infectious, and he has the cutest laugh. He’s so so goofy, and he’s not afraid to show it. Ethan is a very genuine person that is so much fun to have in your life. He’s also an AMAZING kisser. Overall, 12/10 guy.
Girl 1: damn you seen the lips on ethan tucker ??
Girl 2: bitch, I kissed em
by Horsegorl December 25, 2019
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ethan hess

A medium size male

Usually in a big sport
The life of the party with his friends
Quiet in school
He plays hockey he is such an Ethan Hess
by Billy Bob Jeff Bananas November 14, 2017
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Ethan

Ethans are such losers and play with girls hearts for fun when they get bored of the girl they breakup and make her feel horrible if your name is Ethan you probably suck.
Ethan is a jerk
by girl#69 September 29, 2020
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