DAD

That one dude that went to get milk and never met
Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie

Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him

Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢
by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 23, 2022
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Dad

Dad went to the store to get milk and never came back
by PICKLE NUGGS February 26, 2021
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Dad

The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.
by YouPillock! January 14, 2021
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Dad

A "Dad" is a modern-age replacement term for "Bro" spawning from online/gaming culture.

Can be used to be funny or just generally confuse someone.
Absolutely hilarious when used on someone who is not privy to the term.
Utterly confuses them.

Not to be confused with the common term for one's biological sperm-donor. (aka father or "dad")
"Yo what's up, dad?"
"Hey dad, you gonna eat this last hotdog?"
"That's my dad right there!"
"What are you doing step-dad?!"
by SPVCEMVN May 26, 2024
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dad?

this phenomnem only happens once the person stops being a gay haram no halal
person1: dad?
dad: yes son no gay
by asaaaaad la3eeeeeeeb April 04, 2022
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Dad

A dad is a non existent object that left for milk
by Yer daddy May 09, 2022
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Dad

a: where’s ur dad
b: he left me for the milk
c: lol i knew it
by SteveCobs September 15, 2024
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