The best people in the world are named Christian. Everyone wants to be with someone named Christian because then they know that there will be a good time. They are the best of the best unlike people called Jonas, they are real shitheads and deserves to be eradicated from the world.
by Supreme leader volodymir February 2, 2018
Get the Christianmug. A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).
by Ayeeeeeeere May 16, 2018
Get the Christian Girl Wetmug. A short blond boy that takes shit from no one even his brother he has a big dick and his brother has a small one
Christian is a fucking savage
by Big dj dick December 26, 2017
Get the Christianmug. A Christian del santo is a wanna be cburgs. He can typically be seen at your local bryne dairy with the rotating heat lamp full of pizza. If not at bryne he can typically be found fucking man’s bestfriend or laying pipe on his girl Ursula
by Sapphire272 July 28, 2025
Get the Christian Del Santomug. A sexy, athletic person with a whole lotta junk in his trunk. He gets all the girls... no wait... in fact, all the girls get him. He is intelligent and curious and he always knows how to get his way around hard trials.
by CHEF 30 October 29, 2017
Get the Christian Mathismug. Normally, If you type in on Urban Dictionary the word or Name Christian you will find definitions like he is a great friend that is there for you or something like Christian is the type of boyfriend that is always very sweet to you but really it's not like that at all.There are alot of people with the name Christian and I'm sure that there are plenty of people with the name Christian that are kind,nice,and sweet but really,The one and only Christian that I have met has been my boyfriend but he wasn't the kind of boyfriend that was always sweet to me.I met a Christian that wasn't charming and caring like someone else had said,I met a Christian that had called me a Stupid girl.This particular Christian has made me cry myself to sleep or feel a level of sadness that no one could comprehend.I have gone through so much stuff with this guy and so much stuff has happened like my heart being broken.I hope to find another Christian that is nice,sweet,and one of a kind.But, this is the real world and people like Christian will always be around that will tell you something to make you feel like trash.So,I hope that if anyone meets a good ,and kind Christian,they keep them around forever the way that I couldn't.
Girl:" What happened?Are you okay? Why are you crying?"
Other Girl:"I don't know what to do.I'm crying because of Christian".
Girl:"I'm so sorry".
Other Girl:"I don't know what to do.I'm crying because of Christian".
Girl:"I'm so sorry".
by 700@201 October 10, 2018
Get the Christianmug. An awesome guy who is the best at making anyone feel special and at making anyone feel like he’s their best friend his soft and fluffy brown hair will make you want to fall asleep and his eyes of maple and chocolate with put you in a soothing vibe, Christian is never the popular guy at school but he has his group of friends that mean the world to him he’s is very un confident about himself but through anyone else’s eyes they see the world and his very funny and quirky he is strong and is never afraid of a challenge he is the absolute best once you Ik ow him and you’ll never want to let him go, he’s an amazing boyfriend and has a huge package but doesn’t brag about it and he is super good in bed :)
:How was your date with Christian?
:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
The definition of an awesome guy.
:Good I couldn’t walk for the past few days.
The definition of an awesome guy.
by Chiggers777 December 16, 2021
Get the Christianmug.