Scallop-fucker

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.

Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers

by SaltyTomato1 November 29, 2023

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Cousin Fucker

A man who fucks his cousin.

Another name for this could be “Colin Stacy”

“Yo bro how was the party last night? You get with anyone?”
“Yeah, I fucked that blonde chick from math.”
“Isn’t that your cousin?”
“Yeah, but does it matter?”
“That makes you a cousin fucker dude...”
“Who cares”

by Tommy Ruscitti May 7, 2019

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he’s a fucker

by factualshdb April 4, 2019

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Sheep fucker

A guy that would fuck anything.

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.

Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?

Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.

Farmer- Why are your pants over there?

Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.

Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!

Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

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