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Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)
"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"
by LailaRose February 20, 2012
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Beat back barbie

Beat back barbie is a real worn out tore back looking valley girl or rich girl. She used to be cute and should look 21 but after some time drinking and doing drugs she looking about 45.
Girl look at that hot mess over there! she looking all beat back barbie and shit....🤣

What happened to Stephanie ? She has got to be hittin that foil or something she’s looking all beat back barbie these days.

Is that a hooker over there on the corner ? Nah , that’s beat back barbie yo! You know scalliwag staceys big sister....!
by WeBee Is the handle January 11, 2022
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beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.
"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."
by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019
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thumb beat

To beat someone with your thumb, only using your thumb and a whipping motion you hit them on the head.. or arm..Thumb beats are Dope.
Mike is on the back seat of the bus raises hit and and smacks cold on the head infront of him cole yells out nice thumb beat and returns the favor
by Aaron clark February 18, 2008
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brezzy beats

An artist that will never make it , names go on as aturo , Malachi , Davy , and bb
Trash music and or beats (brezzy beats)
by brezzy beats October 31, 2017
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I beat worms

A coded message that is used to let your bros know that you are down to give them a handjob. If they respond positively they are basically giving you consent.
*watching sports with the boys*

Paul: "guys I beat worms"

Eric: "oh neat I've always wanted to try this."
by Givemetheticket July 19, 2019
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we beat

Engagaged in sexual intercoruse
"Yeah me and your girl we beat "
by Queenmoob September 10, 2018
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