The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
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James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
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Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to the Texans now."
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And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
Incest infested.
Staff infested.
Don’t forget to visit the meth mansion. The lady at nights a bitch. If you pay her with dope she will let you know the cops are coming.
Don’t bring your car, or your clothes, or your jewelry, or your valuables, or your soul.. not kid friendly.
If you don’t know the lake mating call, call the only Mexican on 315, he will be sure to burn you up and crash you out.
Stick your car keys so far up your ass, nobody is getting them.
Watch out for Ashley’s, Haley’s, and Tammys.
And you better secure your gd generator and speakers.
Don’t never let anybody use a power tool, and always remember…. Fuck off
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