Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting

I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl

by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017

tantric shit

A long nurtured poo to deliver a deep meaningful connection between man/woman and their faecal friend.

My tantric shit left me in a state of sensual connection with my evacuation. The release made me see stars and hear the voices of angels.

by New Hats McHatter September 1, 2017

Shit Cold

/SHit-kōld/
adjective
1. Of or at a low or relatively low temperature, especially when compared with the human excrement.
2. When its so cold outside that your shit freezes inside of you.
3. May be used in it's derogative term examples of shit cold; food, weather, constipation due to freezing temperatures, a person, place, or thing.

The temperature outside is Shit Cold!

I really can't stay (Baby it's shit cold outside)

I gotta go away (Baby it's shit cold outside)

Do you want to build a snowman? (It's shit cold!)
Girl you colder than cold you SHIT COLD!

by Ddaaavvviiidd March 4, 2019

shit jacker

Someone who views pornography while taking a shit

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes

by Streetworx June 12, 2018

Hit for a shit

When an unwanted visitor enters your home and asks to use the bathroom.

I got hit for a shit, the builder knocked on the door and asked to use the toilet.

by Adamvseve August 3, 2018

Procrastination shits

The spontaneous urge to defecate when faced with a tedious task. ie. homework, cleaning, studying, etc.

*Compass homework due at 11:59*
11:24: Fuck, I gotta shit again
Roommate: Must be the procrastination shits

by Tsecation February 4, 2019

Cross Shit

High repetitions of Olympic lifts with poor form

I prefer power lifting over Cross Shit

by Chaz Lemon September 6, 2018