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Fucking retarded 

A state of being in which one lacks basic knowledge and, or, common sense.

51 flavors of retarded 

Bob: Hey Joe, did you do that english assignment?
Joe: yeah, that thing was 51 flavors of retarded

retarded antelope 

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.
And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

Retarded llama 

is a vague insult much like the word smeg and much like smeg it cant be used as an exclamation and it can really get under somones cock
God damn fucking Retarded llama!! i fucked up again
Retarded llama by pete's dark mind January 3, 2005

retardariffic 

Adjective used to describe a person,place,thing or idea that is so retarded it is beyond retarded
The movie "Maid in Manhattan" is completely retardariffic!!

retarded bomb 

1) (n) An unguided bomb fitted with vanes at the aft end to retard (slow) its rate of descent. Designed to be dropped from low altitudes, the vanes (air brakes) allow the delivery aircraft to egress without being struck by fragments from it's own ordnance upon detonation.

2) (v) Leaving an unsavory traveling companion someplace other than your intended destination.

3) (n) A poorly told, or otherwise untenable, joke which, once told, lays there like an unexploded bomb while the jokester prays someone can come along to defuse the situation.
1) The F4U screamed across the treetops and dropped a stick of retarded bombs on the SAM site, much to the SAM crew's displeasure.

2) "Larry was whining again so I retarded bombed the bus stop on my way here."

3) Joker: "... and the guy says 'that's not my dog.'"
Crickets: "chirp"
Joker: "Tough crowd."
retarded bomb by Chumbucket October 25, 2006