slab o poo

(n) When a male or female scoops poop out of their asshole with a spoon

When I was constipated I used the slab o poo technique

by farts for sale April 12, 2009

Poo-Dull Ferrari

A person who is usually an upper-middle class white male, is extremely racist towards black people, and stereotypes all other ethnicities. Also, this person sometimes may have a "secret" group of friends as opposed to his "main" group of friends. In addition, this person lives by a phrase that goes like this " You see __YOUR NAME__, there are smart people and there are stupid people." Furthermore, this people is usually involved with government or high positions of authority inducted by treason or bribery.

YOU: "Yo man, wanna hang out today at like 6pm and get dinner?"

Friend: " Ah no man I can't, I have some people to chill with."

You: " Wow dude, you totally sound like a Poo-Dull Ferrari."

Friend: " Ah my bad dude. I'll be over."

by MegZShangHai69 February 23, 2010

happy poo carrot

not a good thing
just think about it

"I heard Big Gal Al had a happy poo carrot yesterday"

"That couldn't have been a good thing"

by brenda! February 13, 2008

Poo Pants McGee

An Irish man or woman who has defecated in his/her pants. Also: When someone is intoxicated by alcohol to the point they poo their pants. Other similarities include; Poo Pants McDougal/McCallister/McGoo and most recently, McCain

Last night was crazy, my buddy Reese was a poo pants mcGee

by Poo Pants McStink January 23, 2009

poo munger

An individual who deals with feces in saleperson fashion, this may include disecting the shit in an appealing form for the buyer, usually priced in regards to amount of shit on offer..The terd may vary in size or shape and increase in price depending on natural herbs and spices included, such as; corns, grass remains, hairs and most importantly texture.

Whats wrong love, i've got shit under my nail.. Well that's what you get for working as a poo munger..

I'm just going down to the local poo munger, it's becoming quite a delicacy these days. Better get in while it's cheap..

I sold 40 kg's of feces to the local poo munger today, i recieved 300 dollars for my efforts in retrieving the brown specimens....

by 5697182 May 20, 2007

brew n poo

drinkin a brew while takin a poo!

Dude 1: I really wanna get drunk but I have to take a fat shit...
Dude 2: Brew n poo!

by Professor Brew N Poo November 11, 2006

high density poo

noun. the poo that follows a Burger King XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger. Often hits the bowl with such force that it creates a loud thud on impact.

"You should have heard the thump made by that big clemmy high density poo"

by Billll August 8, 2006