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Beer and Paintball

It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner
Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)
by joestealthmode April 5, 2019
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'ave a beer

When you see your girl and want to say i love you, while our with your mates and you don't want them to take the piss out of you , so you say 'ave a beer
by Snofish135 September 28, 2022
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beer boating

Similar to motor boating except with beer and the option of going down on a girl
Beer boating as a pick up line for women to use:

Attractive Bar tender: what can I get you?

Me: how good is your beer boat?
Attractive Bar tender: im sorry that's not on the menu
me: well it should be!
Attractive bar tender: Whats involved?I might be able to make it for you
Me: what time are you off?
by sinistersarahs032587 January 30, 2016
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Calgarian Beer

A beer of which is crafted by a local brewery in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
I recieved my beer mail from Alberta and drank my very first Calgarian Beer today.
by CraftBeerGirl January 4, 2024
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Beer Closet

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015
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Beer Dab

The act and/or process of consuming beer at a fast pace whilst taking a hit out of a dab pen simultaneously, hence the name Beer Dab
Woah! Did you see Zach take that beer dab! That’s badass!

Yeah, I can Beer Dab pretty well.
by TheBeerGuy October 4, 2020
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rupe-beer

A minmaxing asshole who can't stop ruining all your hard work. He will derail plots, kill off characters, and one-shot final bosses. He's generally a good person, but he's the most annoying friend you'll ever meet. Especially if you play d&d. He's also partially English, and will act like a huge asshole, just like his ancestors.
Is rupe-beer coming today?
Nah. He's visiting his grandma, Victoria.
Good.
by Bor bersk January 12, 2020
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