COD Timing

'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.
**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
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Homie time

Homie time is a time when you and your best bro get together to please each other. But it isn't considered gay because it's for homies and you're probably wearing socks.
N: No ones around, want to have homie time?
Touya: Only if you're wearing socks, I'm not gay
by gay stick July 08, 2019
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Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
by okparts August 15, 2014
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Smatt time

The act of showing up late to any function!
We didn’t make the movie due to the fact we were on Smatt time!
by Jonny Slick Nickel November 29, 2019
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Time Doctor

A doctor for time/clocks. someone who works with clocks, or someone who makes time itself work
Tom: Man, i gotta get my clock fixed
Aaron: Just go to the Time Doctor
by Redditor142832 February 28, 2021
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Time Lapse

a lap dance that seems to go by quickly but actually lasts for a large amount of time
I got a lap dance that seemed like a Time Lapse
by CleanPusPus69 May 01, 2017
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Cake time

The time that you eat cake at a party. You’re already at a party, and the party just got better.
Wow, I thought Bitcoin at $18k was cake time. But now it’s over $50k.
by Scrugs April 25, 2021
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