Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014

oh snow you didn't

when a predicted severe snowstorm e.g. a snowpocalypse fails to produce any snow

I spent $300 at Costco preparing for that blizzard, but of course nothing happened. It was less snowpocalypse and more like oh snow you didn't!

by emmettdigger February 6, 2015

Oh fuck, big mac

Meaning "I am about to vomit".

"Tom just yelled "Oh fuck, big mac!" and ran outside.

by zknobinson November 6, 2019

oh yeah define ugly

Define

Oh yeah define ugly

Definitely.8

by Hagggggggard December 15, 2019

oh my god gravity

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head

*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".

by xXpsychic.moonXx October 1, 2019

Oh snap crackle pop

An expression used to show surprise

"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"

by Feminist_Unicorn666 May 21, 2018

Oh the hell you say

An expression of intense disagreement, dismissal, or incredulity.

Oh the hell you say! if it weren't for me this branch would have closed months ago!

by what do i care 125 November 27, 2020