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Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.
Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
by Ereck Flowers March 5, 2014
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oh snow you didn't

when a predicted severe snowstorm e.g. a snowpocalypse fails to produce any snow
I spent $300 at Costco preparing for that blizzard, but of course nothing happened. It was less snowpocalypse and more like oh snow you didn't!
by emmettdigger February 6, 2015
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Oh, actually i can’t

Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“
You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?

person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t
by That person there June 29, 2018
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Oh fuck, big mac

Meaning "I am about to vomit".
"Tom just yelled "Oh fuck, big mac!" and ran outside.
by zknobinson November 6, 2019
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oh my god gravity

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head
*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".
by xXpsychic.moonXx October 1, 2019
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oh my avi kaplan

Oh my Avi Kaplan is the same as Oh my God because Pentatonix the multi grammy winning a Cappella group's member Avriel (Avi) Kaplan is described as a god.
Oh my Avi Kaplan have you seen Sup3rfruit's new video?!
by Pentatonix Facts January 14, 2017
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