Jacob

Jacob Farmer is a tall person who his funny and stupid but his not at all talented and doesn't take anything seriously. He might play a lot of video games and get F’s in all his classes but he has a good personality and loves his friends

Jacob playing video games

Teacher giving a 0 to Jacob on his test

by SBK-Caotain January 27, 2021

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jacob likes midget porn and loves sexual tension between him and his animals.

jacob loves having sex with balloons.

by Best Side Name October 16, 2019

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a guy who is the most cutest boy you will ever meet. however he can act extremely hot and serious at times. he usually has dark brown hair with dark eyes. he can also be quite joking. when he smiles your heart just melts and makes you wanna cry. his the best guy ever

girl: jacob is the cutest boy ever you will ever meet

by jk5642746 January 15, 2018

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The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

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verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.

I jacobed.

by Levarris August 15, 2019

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Jacob is a total jock beast. He is known to strike fear into the hearts of many and woo the hearts of many women. The phrase "Men wanna be him, women want to be with him" is the perfect way to describe Jacob. If you get on the bad side of this lady killer jock you might regret your choices.

"Yo did you see that crazy dunk he just made?"
"Yea dude he's a total Jacob"

by LeonidasTheHottie February 15, 2025

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