basically someone whose name starts with an m LOVES to ejaculate, jerk off, penetrate or either fuck yellow houses.
Those people invented piss kink.
Those people invented piss kink.
by kissesd August 17, 2022
unoccupied long-for-sale homes with "FOR SALE" signs out front and with a desperate owner so obviously gone that even the curtains are gone, or nearly all curtains.
'Well it looks like we have another see-through house down the street, and I guess Joe couldn't make the mortgage after he bought that Mercedes.'
by 60 Central March 19, 2008
House of the Rising Sun is a song written by The Animals in 1964. It is considered a rock classic, and currently holds the record for Most Auditioned Song for American Idol. The Animals later revealed that the song itself is about a prison, referencing a "ball and chain" in the lyrics as well as the title "House of the Rising Sun" which is a reference to the fact that prisoners wake at sunrise.
by secretbranch September 15, 2014
Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!
After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
Job done, disaster avoided.
If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.
You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!
After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!
Job done, disaster avoided.
Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!
Friend 1: you the man.
Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!
Friend 1: you the man.
by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008
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