Hard attack

A hard attack like a heart attack but a little different. Hard attack - When you’re so horny that your penis requires more blood than your heart is capable of pumping therefore creating pressure in the blood vessels. If this goes on for too long the vessels burst and you either lose your penis or die.

Me: dude Jessica is so fine I think she’s gonna give me a hard attack.

Dude: yeeeeaaaaa meeeeee

by Penkid69 May 16, 2022

The hard goodbye

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility came over him, and he was ready to face whatever is after.

by Dairo11 December 4, 2022

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018

hard light

Exotic gun in destiny 2, a game where the rng gods have decided to never give me... just knucklehead radar instead. Fuck you bungie.

Bungie is fucking me hard light.

by Aresyen October 10, 2017

Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.

We were hard bushing near a grassy knoll.

by Vealson June 10, 2024

Hard nubbin

When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.

Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017

Hard Cosby

A mixed drink consisting of hard alcohol, Viagra/Cialis, and Rohypnol/Roofalin. Used primarily by gold digging hoes trying to get knocked up by rich celebrities, people trying create blackmail material, and general psychotic fuckers.

A: Dude why would fuck that ho without a rubber?
B: I didn't fuck her, she raped me.
A: How can a woman rape a man?
B: She made me a Hard Cosby instead of a gin & tonic.
A: Oh shit, see that's why you make your own drinks.

by Zeteo Logos July 12, 2017