When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.
Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
Nik: Oh no, not again!
Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!
Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the I got that dog in me mug.An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.
Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.
Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.
I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.
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by DoubleDownDumbass June 19, 2025
Get the ⚡️GOT mug.I don't think we can handle this alliance.. let'⚡️GOT the hell out of here"
"⚡️GOT dayum they hit hard, time to bounce."
⚡️GO-T doesn't know
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⚡️GO-T doesn't know
by DoubleDownDumbass June 19, 2025
Get the ⚡️GOT mug.Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!
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Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)
Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)
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