And fucking dies

When someone fucks up something simple but fucking dies.

“ retard Nathan couldn’t find his car and fucking dies”

by Die 4 Israel May 26, 2019

You Fuck

When your friend decides to do i like your cut G with a pinch of disinfectant in his hand and you know you’re fucked.

Friend*with disinfectant in his hand*:„I LIKE YOUR CUT G!”
You*raging*:„YOU FUCK! Now im full of disinfectant you bitch!”

by Flowerscumfuck December 14, 2020

Puddle of Fuck

1. A puddle of semen.
2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole.
3. A piece of shit.

"That guy just cut me off, what a Puddle of Fuck!!!"

by WTFIceman July 26, 2008

Mentally Fucked

1. Adj. When one crosses the boundary of stupid and seems as if the person is a goner when it comes to seeming normal in society.

2. Verb. When one confuses another to the point of brain shutdown causing massive stupidity.

1. (Kid air boxes in front of his mirror and accidentally makes contact causing the glass to shatter.)
"This kid is Mentally Fucked."

2. J: "Wassup Dre?"

Dre: "Nothing much just going to look out for the blue areas to avoid being crashed into by private jets due to hp laptops downloading tiger porn."

J: "Wait hold up,, wait . WTF??"

(This kid was just Mentally Fucked.)

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Fucking Judas

Quote off of Superbad.

Evan: You really bitched out back there.
Seth: I bitched out? You bitched out! Fucking Judas.

by ThEcReEpYgUyInYoUrClOsEt July 26, 2009

Ear Fuck

When a chick won't blow you

I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick

by Spike January 6, 2005

Fuck Puppet

Person you just use for sex, have no feelings for, and possibly share with your friends.

Emma?? No man she my boy's fuck puppet, we've all had a go!!

by CJM379 December 5, 2002