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French Business

Like french kiss but more passionate and longer at the point where you are no longer sure it's still technically a kiss.
Dude1: We have done French Business with that freaky girl the whole party.
Dude2:Wtf is a French Business?
Dude1:Like a French Kiss, but so long and so passionate it's like operating a business.
Dude2: Man you are weird.
by vivuss April 28, 2024
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French Fuck

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.
by The10ne December 11, 2023
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Dirty French Braid

The act of braiding someone else’s or your own pubic hair
“Dude, why did you ditch out on us last week?”

“I was busy doing a Dirty French Braid.”
by totallytubeular November 2, 2025
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french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.
Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.
by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020
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french oven

when you queef and pull the sheet over someone else’s head trapping them with your musty pussy
I french ovened my boyfriend before I sucked his dick
by kutipatuti April 1, 2025
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French

Someone who is crazy and doesn’t know what personal space is and asks rapid fire questions about where you live
Normal person 1: hey look over there, that kid is going around and standing annoying close to all the people he is talking to and trying to get all their personal information.

Normal person 2: he must be French.

Normal person 1: now he’s touching them even tho he just met them.

Normal person 2: he’s 100% French
by Josephine of Arch 1234567 June 26, 2024
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French Helmsman

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.
That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!
by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022
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