ethan

a short stinky kid who ONLY wears jeans also a cock guzzling maniac
jim- yo you know ethan?

nathan- yeah heard he is a cock guzzling maniac
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He's an amazing person who will make you laugh. Ethan is absolutely fantastic, he's the type many will like and he'll like them back. Doesn't like someone more than the other.

Make sure to hold onto him and not let go, don't screw up because you won't have a billion chances with him.
by Up10zack January 25, 2019
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A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.
Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.
by cranberryfield July 03, 2023
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very epic he is 5,8 epic gamer and stuff lol
person:did you hear about ethan

other person:yea he’s fucking awesome
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Ginger Prick with no friends unless they have big ahh forehead and low IQ, mosque bomber fuckin’ stupid ass Portuguese ass pork and cheese ass Hungarian rabbit fucking stupid bitch idiot dickhead. Ethan’s a ginger prick.
Hey, have you heard about Ethan?

Oh yeah, I have.

He Ginger as fuck. Fr.

I know. We smashed.

Me too.
by Ethan (Ginger) January 19, 2023
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Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏
Josh: Hey bro did you see Ethan last night?
Arnold: Yeah his friends think he’s kinda… flitwrist
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A guy who gets all the girls and has an incredibly large dick that they all like, he's also the most loving person, boyfriend material. The most amazing friend he's caring, kind all the guys want to be his friend.
Wow have you seen that guy called Ethan he's so amazing and different to all the other guys but fits in along side all of them so well
by E5h9n November 22, 2021
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