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Don't Shit Where I Eat

This term is used to explain the reasons NOT to date a co-worker.

The translation is essentially saying that you are not willing to mess up (shit) where you are making a living for your bread and butter (eats).
Even though I would love to go out with you, Simone, I don't shit where I eat.
by Haleys Comments June 11, 2006
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fromage eating surrender monkey

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.
by travelbug23 May 4, 2015
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National Eat Out Day

Mandem: "Shordy lemme eat you out "
Shordy: "Nah styll"
Mandem: " Lowe me its National Eat Out Day"
by shordy12345 May 25, 2018
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def where we eat

a "fouling the nest" reference inspired by the gulf oil tragedy
cut me a dump on my kitchen table, we sure do def where we eat

rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!

one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
by michael foolsley May 22, 2010
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National eat a short person

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!
*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day
by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020
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Cum eating space dragon

As I said... ITS A FUCKING CUM EATING SPACE DRAGON
by Hoffii February 9, 2018
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eat watermelon behind the stairwell

When you get done fucking a girl and you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, and then eat it.
I fucked Yolowa last night and she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell afterwards.
by Edgecs September 5, 2017
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