Dog of wisdom

Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022

Dog Race

Verb; bring shame or discredit on

1 Their table manners are a dog race. 2 The milk has run out? What a dogs race!

by enansaal February 5, 2018

dog tamer

Opposite of a god gamer

Forsen is such a dog tamer LULE

by gnbln April 23, 2023

dog community

a community full of people who love dogs, most accounts will have little to no hype if you don't have a doberman, malinois or border collie or alot and alot of fans, usually full of drama over childish issues and they love to cancel people, og 2019 dog community was very loving and accepting

the dog community is a scary place

by yourmomisinmyroom26 July 21, 2021

dog chicken

Noun - When thou poker player elects to press thy call button with scrap waste(dog chicken hands). If thou play with scared money or thou buys in for the minimum. Thou must be proclaimed as dog chicken. "What more hath thou playith in order to run well amongst thy peasantry"
If thou proceed to play every hand and thus blame everyone and everything except for thyself then one must be proclaimed as dog chicken. If thou must forward to blackjack after thine game of hold'em and lose more money then thy will be proclaimed as dog chicken.
Synonyms : Chicken water, water chicken, gambling degenerate, covid vaccine

You just shoved with 7-2 off! You're absolute dog chicken.
"I look like dog chicken when I cap"

by Trevor Popps June 3, 2021

Dog Toyed

All fucked up, like a chewed up dog toy

Dude, you look dog toyed, get some sleep and a shave

by Eddie O Spaghetti O June 25, 2009

Hugo the Dog

An absolutely fine specimen of a being. He is a very good doggo, he loves to boop you with his snoot. He recently turned 2 so give him some love everybody.

Happy Birthday Hugo the Dog

by A Y Y October 30, 2018