Dirty Thunder

The act of expelling a gaseous discharge from your sphincter muscle faster than the speed of sound, which is then succeeded by an ominous rumble and a very pungent odor.

1. Although I suspected it was her, for many years I could never pin the fart to that bitch Tracy. Until the day I learned that she had mastered the execution of the dreaded Dirty Thunder technique. Her secret method was to pass the gas faster than the speed of sound which would cause the odor to delay long enough for her to make a clean getaway. Thus, wreaking havoc on all innocent bystanders blessed with the misfortune of being caught in the wake of her perfect storm.

2. The Mormon church teaches that their god Elohim was born amidst a dirty thunder residue that was left hanging around the atmosphere after a mysterious celestial being decided to play a trick on his enemy. It is now illegal in the state of Utah, or any other place where large groups of Mormons congregate, to leave a Dirty Thunder unattended to. This means that the poor sap unfortunate enough to be left standing in the midst of a Dirty Thunder must use his nasal passage to alleviate the atmosphere of all the leftover event. If one is found not abiding by this law in the state of Utah, they could face felony punishment of up to $50,000 in fines and or up to 3 months imprisonment.

by C.B. Radio August 17, 2010

Dirty Thirty

A thirty milligram oxycodone pill that has been pressed with unknown chemicals. Often cheaper than oxy’s from a script as you can tell they’re not from an industrial press.

Aye you got those dirty thirty’s?
I got some dirty thirty’s for the low.

by Bigballer69123 October 5, 2020

dirty norris

melted chocolate with the function of getting thrown of sum ones massive bonce

OI DICK GET THE DIRTY NORRIS

by Kie*Duncan April 19, 2009

Dirty Ferguson

When a man covers his penis in fecal matter, and procedes to titty fuck a young woman.

Hey Brian, I gave this chick a Dirty Ferguson last night, and it smelled really bad

by Dirty Fergie May 17, 2013

Dirty Gonzales

while in the act of sexual intercourse, the man or woman slips his or her finger into the anal cavity of their respective partner; Then removes "said" finger and shamefully slips it into his or her partners needy mouth..

woman, says "what the hell was that, I believe you just gave me a taste of my own ass" dirty gonzales baby!!

by TheBigDirty December 18, 2011

dirty dick

The art of penetrating a female with an unwashed penis that had been used to penetrate another female at an earlier time.

I just dirty dicked that hoe, now she's got whatever that bitch had that I banged earlier.

by JCS Bricks August 13, 2004

Dirty Shirley

The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!

Hmm, i think my dirty shirley would taste better with a bit more grenadine.

by PacifiCait January 7, 2008