Dads

Day after drinking shits
man, I drank so much last night and now today I have the dads.
by Hiimnellyy September 29, 2020
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Dad

Currently getting milk for the family, because he’s a good man.
“Dude, my Dad has been out for milk for 12 years!”
by SwissedCheesey December 14, 2018
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a man that ran away when you came down to earth
Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...
by daddy owo January 03, 2022
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Dad

Mostly called a Father, but is usually a Farter.
My Dad is a champion of the World Farting Contest.
by cursorguy December 18, 2021
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Dad

Huh oh yeah he left me
Friend: When was the last time you saw your dad?
You: Who? oh he left me a while ago.
by DepressedMiddleAgedMan January 12, 2020
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a drunk fuck that never comes home
my dad is a drunk fuck.
by v.sn, July 13, 2020
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a drunk fuck that never comes home
my dad is a drunk fuck.
by v.sn, July 13, 2020
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