Christian

He'll make you feel so many different emotions. He'll make you nervous, and want to smile whenever you're around him. He makes it seem like your troubles will go away. The feelings I have for him can't be explained, but I think I love this man. :)

Hey, there's Christian :)!

Christian by H3artDani April 12, 2022

Christian

a guy who LOVES to fuck teddy beads

“Holy shit that’s christian, is he fucking a teddy bear?!”

Christian by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022

Christian

A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears

“Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”

Christian by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022

Christian

A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.

Christian is cracked.

Christian by '';';';';';';"""";';';';' April 15, 2022

Christian

Dates 6ths graders short fragile no kneecaps and fine asf loves girls that have B in their name lightskin

Christian-someone cute

Christian by Ducktitties April 16, 2022

Christian

Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin

Christian-no bitches

Christian by Ducktitties April 16, 2022

Christian

A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.

The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.

Christian by anajafpour April 21, 2022